theamazingamericanhero:

 

[confused eagle noises] 

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Of course I’m okay. I thought you wanted it- [/just pats him and holds him]

[/More whines from him.] 

I might get horny, but I wouldn’t make you suck me off for weed. [/Bro snuggles ah yes Freddy tastes really good and smells like pie. Bless.] 

pulppy-s:

Yeah don’t mess with Canada.

I always think that someday someone will die making a vine.

theamazingamericanhero:

 

…Alright.

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[/gets on his knees and starts pulling down his pants-] [knows you can magically make pot appear out of no where because he is magic fairy pot person]

[Pushing at Al’s face, frowning at him some.] You never do that. 

Are you okay Freddy? Usually it’s me doing that to you, you could have bribed me with food. I like your food. [/Huffs flopping down onto Freddy and whining as he clings to his broski.] 

pamaury:

thug ass ducks

chambersjustin:

phil dunphy is the type of parent i want to be

kittykura28:


angellust155:

jaeger-relatable:

lookin at the booty like

Well it’s certainly not Levi’s booty since he’s looking up.

GET OUT

kittykura28:

angellust155:

jaeger-relatable:

lookin at the booty like

Well it’s certainly not Levi’s booty since he’s looking up.

GET OUT

theamazingamericanhero:

fujoboka:

theamazingamericanhero:

fujoboka replied to your post: fujoboka asked:[Casually licks hi…

[/Giggling and nips his cheek playfully.] You’re tasting mighty delicious today Freddy~.

[/does not mind the nipping ok]

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Is that so? Maybe it’s because I had pie.

That must be it then. You’re starting to taste like pie from all that pie. You’re turning into pie Freddy! You might eat yourself. 

[/Or he might, because you’d be delicious.] 

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…You did the thing with the nice green stuff without me! How could you not invite. I demand you give me a nice big fat joint.

Because you’re never around anymore. Ffft not likely. Unless you’re gonna get on the floor and blow me so I magic up some for you. The magical pot fairy is all dry right now. 

[Lies you know he can pull that stuff out of no where, he’s magical. A magical pot fairy. A pot fairy who is nibbling on Freddy’s ear.] 

theamazingamericanhero:

fujoboka replied to your post: fujoboka asked:[Casually licks hi…

[/Giggling and nips his cheek playfully.] You’re tasting mighty delicious today Freddy~.

[/does not mind the nipping ok]

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Is that so? Maybe it’s because I had pie.

That must be it then. You’re starting to taste like pie from all that pie. You’re turning into pie Freddy! You might eat yourself. 

[/Or he might, because you’d be delicious.] 

spacedrunk:

you’re so honest. so honest. i don’t know what to do

spacedrunk:

you’re so honest. so honest. i don’t know what to do

flammablehippie:

myfandom-myworld:

hedonikos:

My favorite pokemon is HYAH.

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HYAH

Well my favorite is KOOKY.

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I dunno about you but my favorite pokemon is DELELELELE WOOOOOOOOOOP

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